#and who are YOU exactly

[mooosicaldreamz]

chapter 3 of 6(ish) | 16k words | supercorp | rated E now woohoo

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“You’re gay?” Ruby asks, sounding suddenly as though she might cry. 

“So gay,” Kara says. “Why?”

“Is it true then that you and Aunt Lena are together and in love?” Ruby asks, clearly having thrown all caution to the wind. It makes Lena snort, picking her head up off the headrest and glancing Sam’s way. 

“Ruby!” Sam says. 

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[hinamie]

mentor

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[redvelvetwishtree]

[your-art-is-gay]

Yeah, yeah, Marinette being a fan of Gabriel because she wants to be a fashion designer is great and all. But I think it would be much more meaningful if Adrien and Marinette bonded over Mari being a fan of his mom.

So here's a little mini-comic about it! ^-^

[mooosicaldreamz]

chapter 2 of 6(ish) | 15k words | supercorp | rated M

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“I make millions of dollars hitting a small ball into a hole,” Lena says.

“It’s crazy,” Kara says. “Who thought of that?”

“The Scots,” Lena says. 

“Sometimes I just think about things and realize how lucky as shit we are,” Kara says. “We’re in Singapore, watching two hydraulic cranes dance. I’ve got ice cream. I’ve got you. It’s wild.”

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My lame hot take is that Stan doesn't pay his taxes because he genuinely doesn't know how tf it works. He was kicked out at 17 and he technically just lived out in his car the whole time so it's not like anyone ever taught him how, so he just doesn't.

[morganbritton132]

You know what would be hilarious?

Steve announces to The Party that he’s bi and that he’s dating Eddie, and only then does Jonathan realize that he’s also bi.

Followed by the realization that he likes Steve.

Followed then by the admission that he wants to date Steve.

Followed immediately by the decision that he’s going to steal Eddie’s boyfriend.

Mr Jonathan ‘Steal Your Girl’ Byers starts wanting to hang out with Steve, and Steve is a little confused about it but also thrilled because, god. He needs more friends. Eddie, on the other hand, is like, what the fuck.

[cookiecrumble67]

saw one post about fucking a boy with a dildo just slightly too big for him and thought for a second about the one beside my bed that is, in fact, a little too big for me, and now desperately need someone to pound me with it PLEASE

how little it takes to get me this worked up damn

[hermit-frog]

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals